Picture the scene- It's the spring of 2018. Me and a friend, soon to be known as the Betrayer,
are leaving the theater after a 7:00 showing of A Quiet Place. These details are engraved thoroughly in my mind,
for it was that night that I discovered a higher power in the form of a rubber duck. I am Elsa of the Cole,
real name Ellery Cole, and I have set out to do good in the world by worshipping a rubber duck. I am a professional fake gamer,
D&D enthusiast, and cult leader by day, but an edgy teenage poet, discord connoisseur, and failed evil mastermind by night.
By creating the Church of Firnando, I seek to build an environment that brings the sense of support and community of a religion
without the focus on a higher power that is required to feel worth in one. Religion has always been something that bothers me,
and I was inspired to attempt to create a better alternative, and perhaps do some good and forge a positive community in the process.
I'm not that interesting of a person, but I do hope I can help lead the amazing people in the Church of Firnando, and our communities,
to make a real impact and push the world in a better direction.
Ellery Cole, High Priest
He/Him/His
